Ted Edison

Ted Edison was a very rich man, he had roughy $69,000,000,000.00 before he died.

he helped windbag city get out of its depression however he was not the most bright individual

History
Nov 8, 2000 Ted is born in Goldywood

Apr 20, 2003 Ted’s father passes away and leaves $1,000,000.00 to Ted

Mar 2, 2008 Ted drops out of school

Mar 3, 2008 Ted’s mother forces him to go back to school

Dec 25, 2008 Ted gets an ice cream maker for Christmas

Jul 3, 2009 Ted uses his ice cream maker for the first time

Aug 1, 2009 Ted gives ice cream to the people of Goldywood, they appreciate his generosity

Feb 3, 2010 Ted’s mother gets kidnapped by Carlos McDeath

Mar 12, 2010 Ted learns that his mother is being held hostage in Windbag city, he finally spends some of his million dollars and rents a helicopter. He then gets into said helicopter and flies it over to Windbag City, however he never flew a helicopter before and crash lands at the beach, miraculously he lives and his rescued by the life guard (they could only afford one)

Mar 13, 2010 Ted wakes up in a run down building which was supposed to be a hospital, he manages to be completely fine, he then goes to find his mother and meets a cat who he then follows, the cat leads him to mt. Borther Ted climbs the fence and approaches the volcano, he hides behind a small building until midnight

Mar 14, 2010 Ted spots an entrance to the volcano and rushes into it, he sneaks past a few McDeath family members and finds his mother, he unties her and they manage to escape without being detected, they both stay at a local hotel to rest

Mar 20, 2010 Ted and his mother prepare to return to goldywood however Ted noticed that the heat of the volcano makes Windbag city feel warm all the time and wants to stay to make ice cream for the people, his mom reluctantly agrees and they stay

Apr 2, 2010 Ted and his mom purchase an area of land and they begin working on an ice cream shop

Jun 7, 2010 Ted’s Ice Cream Shop opens for business, it is a huge success and people from all over begin to visit Windbag city just to eat the ice cream.

Sep 8, 2010 Ted notices that people come to get ice cream and then leave instantly, so he gives the rest of his money to the people of windbag so they can build the city up and make visitors stay

May 26, 2013 Ted makes has more ice cream shops opened up around Mineland

May 29, 2013 Dippy Chunkings opens a donut shop in longtown and threatens Ted, “Back off” he says “I will rule the dessert scene in this land”. Ted was upset about this and his customers heard about it, they begin to vandalize Dippie’s Donuts.

Jun 1, 2013 Ted catches wind of his fans destroying his competition and urges them to stop, he tells them “stop fighting it’s just dessert”

Jan 30, 2017 Ted gets his drivers license

Feb 1, 2017 Ted begins dating a girl named Betty

Apr 7, 2017 Betty joins the ice cream business with Ted

May 9, 2020 Ted and Betty get engaged

May 9, 2021 Ted and Betty get married

Jun 18, 2021 Ted’s bank account reaches $1,000,000,000.00

Oct 31, 2024 Ted buys a mansion

Nov 28, 2024 Ted has a big thanksgiving dinner with his and his wife’s family

Dec 25, 2024 Ted purchases an airport, also this day unfortunately to him, a piece of the ceiling broke and fell onto his head, putting him into a coma

Mar 28, 2025 Ted wakes up from his coma but unfortunately things are not the same, he began to make stupid desicions and mistakes

Mar 29, 2025 Ted pays his hospital bills but makes a mistake, he pays them $250,000,000.00 instead of the $50,000.00 that he owed them. The hospital assumed he was being generous

Apr 8, 2025 Ted purchases a large area of land next to the airport and attempts to have a massive store titled ‘Blockmart’ sadly it was a total fail and Ted could not afford it

May 30, 2025 Ted starts to lose his mind and buries $1 billion believing that he is a pirate

Aug 4, 2025 Ted gets locked in a mental hospital until he can get back to normal

Sep 9, 2037 Ted gets let out so the mental hospital they deem him well enough

Oct 30, 2039 Ted and his wife are expecting a baby

Jul 29, 2040 Ted and his wife have their child named Ed

Oct 22, 2040 Ted buys his son an actual truck as a gift, people think that maybe he wasn’t well enough to be let out of the hospital

Dec 25, 2040 Ted buys his son an actual Dump truck for Christmas, his wife threatens to put him back in the mental hospital if he does something like this again

Jan 18, 2041 Ted buys 2000 pounds of feathers and 2000 pounds of pancakes in an attempt to teach his son science, unfortunately all the feathers blow away in the wind and end up being lost, the pancakes ended up getting very moldy and had to all be thrown out

Jan 21, 2041 The pancakes began to mutate as they were left near a nuclear power plant, this was very disastrous and a pancake monster destroyed the nuclear plant and loads of other things, luckily it caught on fire and disintegrated but there was a lot of damage and lives lost

Jan 22, 2041 Betty Edison was about to divorce Ted but was too upset to tell him that she wanted to do this, she locked herself in her room for the rest of her life, Ted also ended up having to pay $200 billion to the city to rebuild.

Jul 29, 2041 Ted buys a horse race track for his sons first birthday, people say this was a great gift but unfortunately he had the track built by the beach and had all the horse poo dumped into the water, contaminating the water and making the beach not such a fun place

Sep 22, 2041 Ted gets into a fight with his mother. She told him that he was a nuisance to society and that she regrets having him, he got so mad at her that he hired someone to prank her

Sep 23, 2041 Ted’s mom moves into Ted’s mansion and apologizes profusely, while Ted was still unhappy with her about it he still let her stay.

Oct 31, 2041 Ted tries to give out ice cream for Halloween but gets in trouble because some people were lactose intolerant, his pays his way out of this

Nov 28, 2041 Ted holds a huge thanksgiving event, this ends up being one of his biggest failures in his life. The party began just fine but his idea of popping out of a giant turkey did not go over so well. Once dinner started they rolled out a large table with a massive turkey on it, Ted tried to bust out of the turkey however he was not capable of it, someone was excited to eat it so they went to cut some parts of it off not knowing he was inside, the knife ended up cutting his left arm off and they needed to get the fire department to rescue him out of the turkey. His arm was not able to be sown back on, the turkey was ruined and covered in blood, most partygoers were traumatized at what happened, Ted’s mother was so shocked that she passed out, but sadly she fell out the window and died

Dec 16, 2041 Ted gets a robotic arm, he also attends his mother funeral this day and apologizes for the chaos that happened at thanksgiving, some people accepted his apology but others said it was too late

Dec 17, 2041 Ted makes a massive announcement, basically insulting everyone in mineland for treating him poorly, people said while they appreciate what he did in the past, lately he’s been a terrible person

Dec 18, 2041 Ted learns that his wife died in her room and he was upset about this, he attempts to hold a memorial service for her but unfortunately only a few people show up, Ted thanks these people and gives them $1,000 each for showing up, then he makes a post to everyone in mineland and berates them for not showing up to mourn the lose of his wife. People didn’t like hearing about him everywhere they go

Dec 19, 2041 a customer enters Ted’s ice cream shop and tells Ted, “you know, not everything has to be about you” Ted did not like this and told the customer to buy the ice cream and then get the Eff out, the customer buys the ice cream only to throw it at Ted. Ted was so furious that the ice cream literally melted off his face, he took the ice cream cone and stabbed the customer, the customer was then hospitalized, other customers were filming it on their phones and the word got around fast.

Dec 20, 2041 Most of Ted’s ice cream shops were destroyed as people started to hate him, the only ones that survived were the original and the one in new dork city, the one from NDC was rebranded and profits no longer went to ted

Dec 21, 2041 Ted was about to be arrested but once again used his money to get out of it

Dec 22, 2041 Ted bought mount borther and had his name put on it so everyone would remember him

Dec 23, 2041 The construction of the TED was done on the mountain, by passers were very annoyed with this and they tore it down, Ted didn’t like this and cried

Mar 18, 2042 Ted’s mansion was vandalized

Mar 19, 2042 Ted built a big wall around his house and a moat, he also made the bridge across the moat be made of ice so when someone tries to break in they slip, this was not good because when he came home with groceries one day he slipped and dropped all the groceries, this would end up happening every time he went out shopping so he ended up eating parts of his house

Mar 24, 2042 Ted got very sick because he ate stone bricks, half of his teeth were missing and he was very constipated

Apr 20, 2042 Ted’s son ran out of food and ended up having to eat the house aswell

May 28, 2042 Ted and his son finally ended up eating real food again when they found some stuff growing in his backyard

Jun 29, 2042 Ted stopped receiving payments from his ice cream shop, as it was torn down, however the equipment used was moved to a new location owned by Erin Crums, she opened a new ice cream shop called ‘Erins Icey Treats’

Jul 29, 2042 It was Ed’s 2nd birthday and Ted finally left his house with his son, they bother went to the airport where Ted did the dumbest thing in his life, he purchased a solid gold jet for $12 billion (leaving him with $69 billion) he and his son both entered the air craft and his son started playing with the controls. the jet went forward and took off, the ride was smooth for 3 seconds, then for the next 3 seconds it went down and crashed into a gas station, there was a huge explosion that left Ted, Ed, and 12 bystanders dead

Jan 1, 2043 Ted’s house was left abandoned and his money was equally distributed to everyone he offended.

Trivia

 * He never graduated from school
 * despite the fact he was pretty dumb he was pretty successful
 * the most money he ever had was $200 billion